Dutch Musket
during -n-l s-x, when you’re about to c-m, you pull out to shoot. but a little nugget of impacted p–p is blocking your urethra.
so finally you blow and the nugget shoots out like a musket ball followed by warm spray.
last night, grace let me in her back door. when it came time to unholster my d-ck, i pulled out and fired a dutch musket at her head!
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