Dutch Oven Alarm Clock
when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell.
greg dutch oven alarm clocked shanaynay earlier this morning to wake her up for work.
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