Dutch Oven Trumping
as with the normal dutch oven, the man parps under the covers and submits his woman to a world of fetid b-m-stench. however, in an act of cunning revenge, the woman waits a while for the smell to dissipate, and then convinces the man to perform oral s-x on her. when the man eventually concedes, and begins to chew away on her f-nny flaps, she lets out a vile queef right in his eye that renders him temporarily unconscious.
michael douglas’s lawyer looked a bit confused when he was asked to write ‘no dutch oven trumping’ into the pre-nuptial agreement, but michael swore that if catherine ever pulled that sh-t on him agree he’d kick her -ss back to wales.
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