Dutch Parachute


when a group of people smoke marijuana under a blanket, much like “dutching” up a car. in the same aspect of “hot boxing” a small room. but all partipants must be under a seemingly large blanket and all smoke must be kept within the blanket. limitless partipants long as you have a blanket big enough. caution under the blanket gets quiet warm.
josh: “dude, i only have a bit of weed.”

james: “dude, well just dutch parachute that sh-t.”

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