Dutch Pass
when someone sucks the -j-c-l-t- out of an orifice and then spits it into another orifice. (second orifice does not need to be on the same person as who was previous container for -j-c-l-t-.) this move is often used by girls in order to get pregnant after having oral or -n-l s-x w/ someone they are obsessed with.
after having -n-l s-x w/ brittany, jen must have done the dutch p-ss and swapped my load to her vag; cuz now that b-tch is prego and i kept my d-ck outta her clam the whole time! i swear it!
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