Dutch Pastry
a variation on a dutch oven (pulling bedsheets over a bed-sharing partner right before you let out a big fart), this maneuver adds a bl-w j-b to the equation. the act begins with a normal bl-w j-b in bed, and when the person getting the bl-w j-b is about to finish, he farts and pulls the covers down over the head of the one performing the bl-w j-b. the person under the covers will recoil in disgust, pulling away, just in time to receive a full load in the face from the person getting the bl-w j-b.
warning: do not perform in a sixty-nine position, or else you run the risk of your partner sh-tting on your face.
so did you hear that jeremy gave sheila a dutch pastry? as soon as she could see again, she almost killed him!
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