Dutch Sailor Method
method of wiping that uses only one square of toilet paper. the square is folded into quarters, then one corner is ripped off and saved, leaving a small, circular hole in the center of the square. the square is then placed around the person’s finger, like a ring. next, the person uses their bare finger to clean their -n-s, and, in turn, uses the paper to clean their finger. finally, the small scr-p of paper that was torn from the square is used to clean beneath the person’s finger nail.
joel: “my new year’s resolution is to go green this year. i’ll start by only using the dutch sailor method.”
me: “don’t you think you’re taking this a little too far?”
joel: “what can i say? i’m willing to sacrifice to save mother earth.”
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