Dutch Salad


(noun)

the dutch salad is a s-xual maneuver similar to the more commonly known 69. two partners -ssume the 69 position but instead of stimulating one anothers genitals with their mouths, they instead perform mutual -n-lingus.

origin: the salad refers to “tossing one’s salad,” a euphamism for -n-lingus or a “rim job.” dutch refers to “going dutch,” or “splitting the bill.”
perhaps we could return to your place and have a dutch salad?

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