dutch spice rack
when reciving oral s-x you pull out before climax, then procceed to -j-c-l-t- on the womans b–bs, then turn and shat on their b–bs as well; creating the “dutch spice rack”
guy 1 “dude i totaly gave my girlfriend a dutch spice rack yesterday!”
guy 2 “sweet bro”
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