Dutch Taco
noun: the intentional or unintentional release of intestinal gas while on the receiving end of c-nn-l-ng-s.
“my boyfriend went down on me last night, and i was so into it that i couldn’t control myself and accidentally gave him a dutch taco.”
when you’re having -n-l s-x with your girlfriend after smoking a joint and as you’re just about to c-m you pull out, wrap it in a thin waffle, and cram it in your girlfriends mouth while you j-zz down the back of her throat.
“dude, i heard you gave susan a dutch taco last night!”
“yeah- she brought a bunch of waffles into the bedroom and i couldn’t resist!”
the act of defecating into a woman’s v-g-n-.
after hours of intercourse samantha wouldn’t climax until i finished her off with a dutch taco. she came so hard it was like sitting on a bidet.
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