Dutch Tea Kettle
when a man finishes by blowing his load into the bellyb-tton of girl, he then quickly turns and tears m-ssive -ss, violently blowing the seamen from the navel into the woman’s face: forcing her to endure a hot facial of seamen and -ss juice.
jimmy: how did it go with betty last night?
frank: well i was about to c-m when i realized i need to fart so bad, so i just decided to give betty the dutch tea kettle.
jimmy: nice, i always thought she needed a facial anyway.
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