Dutch Touchdown
to pull-out and c-m on a girls stomach. in the process of spraying your ever-dieing kids on her, you throw up five fingers on one hand and the thumb on your other hand, simultaneously.
signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
the scoring system is as follows:
you have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
if you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly b-tton, your total remains at 6 points.
if you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
if you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.
last night while i was smashing my girlfriend, i pulled out and decided to go for two. i threw up my 6 fingers to signify my dutch touchdown but my kids landed on the sheets wide left. leaving me with an unsuccessful point after attempt only giving me a 6 point night.
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