Dutch vent


the sudden purging of toxic pungent foul gas released from a “silent but deadly” fart from your partner, when all you were trying to do was adjust the covers. otherwise the covers, if left undisturbed would have probably gradually dissipated the gas without you ever knowing.
all i tried to do was turn over, when all of a sudden i was annihilated by a m-ssive dutch venting.

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