Dutch Waffle
when, while wearing a kilt, a white girl gives you head. before you become s-xually satisfied you stuff a cold eggo waffle down her throat wrapped around your p-n-s and -j-c-l-t-. then you pour in syrup in her v-g-n- and, with the waffle now relatively warm and soggy, you have v-g-n-l s-x over and over again. once you are done flogging her, you proceed to play the bagpipes in celebration.
william: hey baby, i got my kilt, waffle, syrup, and bagpipe all ready. you wanna have a dutch waffle at my place tonight.
betty: h-ll yeah. i am half dutch after all.
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