Dutch Waft


when you are getting a bj while taking a sh-t, the waft of air, smelling of sh-t, that cames out between your legs as you are sitting on the toilet and goes right into your partners face. thus, they have experienced the dutch/duetch waft
my girlfriend was giving me a bj and i had to poo, but i didn’t want to leave her so she came with me and got angry when she got a nice hot dutch waft in her face.

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