Dutch Windmill
n): when a man jerks off another man, using the second man’s own arm instead of his own.
“it’s not gay if you just use my arm to give me a dutch windmill.”
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a s-xual act in which you attach gloves onto each arm of a windmill at a miniputt course, and let the gloves slap your -ss as you jerk off.
i heard zylus can’t go to the miniputt course anymore after he got caught giving himself a dutch windmill
the act of withdrawl of the p-n-s from the -n-s of your -n-l s-x partner followed by circular twirling of the p-n-s around the mouth of that person. in extreme cases this may form a fecal goatee.
i gave your little sister a dutch windmill not because i would like it, but because i knew you would hate it!
when you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. also works outside with directional gusts.
audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a dutch windmill.
to take a sh-t in the bathroom/toilet in somebody else’s house, and, while the fresh t-rd is resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl, you slam the bathroom door several times. the gusts of wind created by this motion will spread your -ss gas throughout the house and allows your friends to take a good whiff of your pungent aromas. you’re welcome!
“dude, what’s that smell?”
“steve just took a sh-t and dutch windmilled the house…”
when you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. also works outside with directional gusts.
audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a dutch windmill.
a s-xual position where the female is on top and she rotates around making a windmill motion with her legs.
your mom gave me a dutch windmill last night.
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