Dutchbumpkin


the act of a girl giving you bl-w j-b while you’re on the toilet and putting a blanket over her head so you don’t smell your own sh-t.
guy : be right back, i’m going to the washroom.

girl : do you want me to give you a b-mpkin ?
guy : no, i want a dutchb-mpkin.

girl : okay, i will grab the blanket.

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