dutchclutch
to grip the rim of the toilet seat with intense force while releiving yourself of some major bad food.
after i ate those tacos i ran to the bathroom and did the dutchclutch.
Read Also:
- dutch hemorrhoid
when you give someone’s -sshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid. if we can’t do -n-l i’m given you a dutch hemorrhoid.
- Dutch Parachute
when a group of people smoke marijuana under a blanket, much like “dutching” up a car. in the same aspect of “hot boxing” a small room. but all partipants must be under a seemingly large blanket and all smoke must be kept within the blanket. limitless partipants long as you have a blanket big enough. […]
- Dutch Oven Alarm Clock
when someone dutch ovens someone else, but while they are asleep and it smells so bad that they wake up gagging and gasping for air and have to stick their nose and mouth out of the blanket to be able to breathe and not suffocate in the horrid smell. greg dutch oven alarm clocked shanaynay […]
- Dutch Virgin
s-xual position involving missionary position, but where the female closes her legs after insertion, and the male straddles them and clamps them shut as he thrusts. useful when the female has a loose v-g-n-. recommended as best with females having a prominent mons. man, that chick was so slack, the dutch virgin was the only […]
- dwaab
just like the things in the efteling that are called daab’s but then different. in a conversation: you are a dwaab.