dutton


an extremly knowledgeable and intelligent person… often hard to understand without dictionary referance
‘stop doing a dutton and speak english you pr-ck’
to “dutton” someone means to f-ck them over or, literally, to f-ck them in their -ss with a pill bottle.

the name comes from michael robert dutton, a famous australian colonialist who spent a lot of time looting and stealing in china. dutton wrote extensively on china as well, in basically racist ways about how stupid and out of control the chinese natives or “ch-nks” were. he wanted to police them all.

dutton was very influential in his day and a big star down under as well as london university. he was also a notorious drug abuser and addict, who was a complete selfish pr-ck as a boss and minor politician and the populace thought him a major c-nt.
guy 1: i got duttoned by that pr-ck!

guy 2: what do you mean? you were raped in the -ss with a bottle of pills?

guy 1: no this drunken c-nt of a boss promised me a job, but then took it away at the last minute because i didn’t blow him or something.

……………………………………..

oh man, i p-ssed out at that book party, and someone duttoned me badly. i can’t sit down with this biottle of pills lodged up there.

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michael dutton hates ch-nks; he duttons them

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