duty


(to take) a sh-t. a sh-t.
hold on i have to take a duty.
used in military terminology to describe the mandatory task of providing security or lookout for anything from an ammunition -rs-nal to an empty barracks. can last for a few hrs or 24 hrs. usually given at the worst possible times and weekends to remind you of why you ever joined the military.
marine: woot woot!!! it’s christmas, time to go home!!!

1stsgt: oh f-ck no! you have duty christmas day, don’t bother going home.

marine:fml.
the funniest word known to mankind
seriously just say it a few times and its hilarious
me and rob were cracking up all day about duties

rob: lucas have you performed your duties??
a word commonly laughed at by people no matter how mature you are.

it is normally laughed at as people use the word duty as slang for feces.
person 1: it is your duty!

person 2: hahaha……… duty.
trash. ugly. anything nasty.
my hair looks like duty today,
diarrhea of the comical kind (which is all diarrhea).
ahahah. duty. ahahah. diarrhea.
the honor in which a person takes upon him or herself to serve his g-d or country.
he was not hesitant do his duty in church today.
in the navy i was proud to do my duty.

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