duvet cover
an item bought at stores like bed bath & beyond. its exact nature and purpose remains a mystery to single men. the only way to uncover its manifold secrets is to marry a woman, and then be forced to go shopping for one.
friend: hey! you wanna hang out?
newly-wed man: sorry, man. we have to go shopping for a duvet cover.
friend: what the h-ll is that?
newly-wed man: i dunno, but apparently we need one.
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