an insecure cowardly male who
1. manipulates women for drugs and/or s-x to compensate for the h-m-s-xual acts he engages in for money.
2. is good at imitating others’ lifestyles and past experiences to gain superficial social status.
person a:”hey did you hear that guy adam stole that girl’s car to get dope and crashed it, then had to p-ss on an old man for money to make amends to her?”
person b: “wow, that sound like a textbook duzey!”
dats why you fat! a. omg i just ate a whole pizza! b.dwyf
- spicy keychain
a prank in which somebody heats up another person’s keys in an oven, then gives their unsuspecting victim the hot keys, causing surprise and a temporary painful sensation. my keys! my keys are red-hot! sammy, you rat! you weren’t using the oven to bake salads! you were heating up my keys to give me the […]
- "i'm allergic to latex."
the only excuse. try it. “what are you doing, use a condom!” “it doesn’t feel as goooooood.” “too bad!” “what are you doing, use a condom!” “i’m allergic to latex.” “oh, okay then.”
- 'i'm bored here'
something to mutter to oneself when stuck at ‘evil’ stoplight! you have exhausted all the possibilities of “entertainment”, and remain, quite simply: bored here! this evil stop light is killing me!! ‘i’m bored here’!!
- 'im dripping'
a quote to use when you see a hot guy – he makes you wet 😉 ooooft -hot emo guy with vans walks by- ‘im dripping’ – i would.