an insecure cowardly male who

1. manipulates women for drugs and/or s-x to compensate for the h-m-s-xual acts he engages in for money.

2. is good at imitating others’ lifestyles and past experiences to gain superficial social status.
person a:”hey did you hear that guy adam stole that girl’s car to get dope and crashed it, then had to p-ss on an old man for money to make amends to her?”

person b: “wow, that sound like a textbook duzey!”

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