Dværg-hamster
dværg-hamster: besides being a small rodent its a word used to break uncomfortable silences or conversations that are becomming increasingly weird.
the background story is as follows: 2 friends were having a conversation late at night. about halfway through the conversation both were drifting between awakeness and sleep – at which point there was longer and longer between each reply – suddenly one of them burst out : dværg-hamster!
the other become completely awake puzzled by the comment which made absolutely no sense to the discussion.
(turns out he was dreaming about a hamster who was delivered to a circus, all the other animals teased it and teased it. one day the hamster went nuts and killed and ate every single animal in the circus – starting with the elephant – and it then had to perform all the other animals shows.. which was a bit awkward)
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