Dwarfed beauty
first date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.
—”know… the hunk i scored last sat-rday, after the drinks at the pub, the one i told you was so awesome-looking…?”
“yes?”
— “dwarfed beauty.”
first date, after beer googles attraction at a pub is vanished, and drunkenness gone, you realize that the person who seemed to you so attractive at the bar, is just a disappointing run-of-the-mill (ordinary, average) person.
—”know… the hunk i scored last sat-rday, after the drinks at the pub, the one i told you was so awesome-looking…?”
“yes?”
— “dwarfed beauty.”
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