dwayne johnson

when two or more people are engaging in -n-l s-x within a sauna, after the giver has -j-c-l-t-d in the r-ct-m of the receiver, the receiver proceeds to push out the s-m-n onto the hot sauna rocks where it will sizzle and steam creating an aromatic smoke that the sauna occupants can enjoy.

this act is called a dwayne johnson for it refers to the rock’s, dwayne johnson’s famous wrestling persona, most popular saying: “do you smell what the rock is cooking”.
my girlfriend and i were having really hot -n-l in my dad’s sauna but right after i finished, she dwayne johnsoned the sauna and the smoke made me throw up all over the place.
an extremely large bowel movement, or verb describing the production of said bowel movement. named as a metaphor for the quality of dwayne johnson’s (aka “the rock”) acting performance.
as a noun: “holy cr-p, who left that giant dwayne johnson in my toilet it, it’s gonna clog it up”.
as a verb “oh man, you seriously did not just dwayne johnson all over my shirt.”
an over-rated piece of sh-t who can’t seem to change his character and usually appears in movies that are 95% cgi and 5% ruining your favorite childhood movies by making a sequel to it.
some f-ggot: did you hear about the new ‘home alone’ movie?
me: no. its sounds cool though.
same f-ggot: dwayne johnsons is going to be in it.