half man , half amazing . demigod !! one who has the power to heal and satisfy. s-xual dynamo.
he’s perfect in every way , he’s a dwaynne.
- polish sqeezebox
an act involving inserting two fingers into a woman’s v-g-n- and an entire fist into the woman’s -n-s. i gave your mother the ol’ polish sqeezebox last night.
- airplane toilet failure
when you try to flush the toilet in the airplane and it malfunctions, and ends very poorly such as the suction going in reverse (blowing p–p, pee, and toilet water in your face), or the holding tank being too full that it is too heavy and the airplane falls. i was riding an airplane, and […]
- sam wallis
a really hot guy that has a m-ssive c-ck and pulls all the girl rumbi: omg i want sam wallis inside me holly:i know hes so f-ckin hot
- pubic boom
the act of going through major p-b-ric changes in a short amount of time. i haven’t seen luke in two months, looks like he’s had a pubic boom.