dwebonics


similar in historical beginnings as ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of articulate english generally used by those in high-tech fields, star trek fans, politicians.

it is characterized as subst-tuing relatively easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.
dwebonics: “initiate water propogation through valve manipulation.”
english: “turn on the hose.”

dwebonics: “i have remotely calibrated the light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions”
english: “i turned on the dvd player”

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