Dweef


a d-ck fart, similiar to a queef but for a guy.
“hey jake, what smells so bad?”
“sorry man, i just dweefed.”
an imaginary troll-like being commonly hallucinated by methamphetamine addicts.
dude, i just saw another dweef in the bathroom.
a male “queef”. where the male farts out of his p-n-s.
i laughed so hard i “dweefed” and bukkake came out and hit the teacher in the head.
a dweeb who only feeds on queefs, much in the way a vampire feeds purely on blood.
you’re going downtown? this late? well… watch out for the dweefs in the alleys, here’s some mace for you if one tries to feed on your sn-tch gas.
d-ck fart similar to a queef.
that guy smells like a dweef
an undescribable fart noise that comes from the tip of a d-ld-
my lover gary shoved the toy up my -ss, then he pulled it out so it could dweef in my face.
a small burst of air that has been emmited out of the p-n-s usually while urinating (please note that this is only an insult)
dude did you just dweef i can smell something funny

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