Dweezil


1) an imaginary animal, probably resembling a weasel, but more cartoon like. they are said to be mischievous and charming creatures, which allows them to commit atrocities without repercussions.

2) an inanimate object or being on which to blame mishaps, or attribute misfortune

3) a person who takes advantage of, lies to, or in some way wrongs another, but has the charm and interpersonal skills to avoid punishment or retribution.
“he’s as cunning as a dweezil”

“that darn dweezil emptied my bank account again, but g-d love him, he did it for those starving children in africa.”

“socks are not lost in the dryer, dweezils, who live in dryer vents eat them and the dryer is blamed.”

1. a term used out of anger when wanting to express irritation toward another person

2. “dweezil zappa” – name of the son of frank zappa, musician.
g-dd-mnit, that dweezil cut me off.
a very small amount of something.

the child of rock pioneer frank zappa
how can people stand good charlotte?
i havent a dweezil.

did it snow last night?
only a dweezil/only the dweeziliest bit.
the name of lauren’s new car!!!
if you don’t want to take your car, we can take dweezil.

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