Dwext
drunk whilst texting. a text message sent while drunk. usually saying things that you would never say whilst sober and often with random numerals and letters intermingled in the message.
tracy checked her phone the next morning and cringed at the dwext messages she had sent. one requesting a booty call, one to her ex boyfriend and one to her mum. she was in big trouble.
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