Dwight Howard
an event where one dude acts like such an -ss that he immediately replaces lebron james as the biggest f-ggot on earth.
dude 1: wait a minute, this guy signed a two-year extension, then had his coach and the team gm fired, demanded a trade, and refused to go to any team but the lakers to ensure that his team could not negotiate a fair trade?
dude 2: yes, and he wears fake prescription eyegl-sses with the lenses popped out because lebron and wade do it.
dude 1: man i thought lebron was a giant f-ggot but this dwight howard really takes the cake.
one seriously awesome basketball player. often eats babies before each game because he’s that manly.
i wish i was as cool as dwight howard.
to be 6’11” and dunk like you’re only 6’6″
man that dwight howard dunks like he’s not 6’11”!
superman.
guy 1: man did you see that block by dwight howard?!
guy 2: yeah, almost as sick as his dunk in the 2008 dunk contest!
when you block someone’s attempt to throw something,shoot a basket,or anything like that.based off of dwight howard’s amazing and often times humiliating (for the other guy) defense.
bro a:”toss me a soda,bro.”
bro b:”comin’ right up.” -tosses a can of dr. pepper to bro a-
bro c.-smacks it out of the air- “dwight howard!”
bros a and b: -surprised-
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