Dwight
a. an insult to say that you are unusually strange.
b. someone who you should fear because of his or her physical power; or more specifically, someone who has a purple belt in karate.
both versions derive from dwight schrute from the office.
a.
carlson: eugene, did you just see that guy eat that worm?
eugene: dude, he is such a dwight.
b.
rafael: maxene! i could crush you into a million pieces, just as i have crushed this brick.
maxene: rafael, don’t be such a dwight. you’re scarying me!
commonly used to describe a huge p-n-s. they are always at least 7″ and under 10″. dwights are usually enjoyed very greatly by the ladies and is involved with at least two of them at a time.
robin and lindsey enjoyed some dwight last night.
one of the most amazing guys you’ll ever meet. extremely nice, handsome, cute, funny and is amazing with computers
oh look! he must be dwight!
the hick that’s not huskey but fat and is in my school
person 1: hey.
fat hick: ill kill u!
person 1: u r sush a d-wight!!
a very cool person stuck bettween two groups ( the weird cools adn the drama makers) and has a bunch of friends and truly loves what he believe in and loves the beatles
that guy is such a dwight
to be creepy, offensive, perverted, or stalker-ish. only to be said in a creeper whisper.
h-llo ladies. are you sleeping? it’s me, dwight.
a conceited person, who is so ignorant and yet very s-xy!
if he wasn’t a dwight i would like him.
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