Dye Hard


the sad, lonely, aging individual that resorts to dying their greying hair in hopes of fooling the oppisite s-x into being attracted to them not realizing that they are revealing more about themselves than they are covering up.
woh, that poor dye hard should’ve gone to a salon…that looks like a cheap wig.

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