Dyke Ball

the party at wellesley college made famous by rolling stone magazine held every spring.

originally meant as a celebration of everything queer and as a queer prom. it’s most well known for it’s “creative black tie” attire that requires drag from any men attending (guests are required to have a wellesley escort to maintain safety) and generally lingerie from women (genitalia is not suppose to be exposed). it rocks.
“i’m going to dyk- ball and i plan on wearing an index card, a fig leaf, and a rubber band!”
a more common term for the sport of softball; usually played by fat lesbians
“our dyk-ball team can bench more than our football team”
main entry: dyk-ball
function: transitive verb
inflected form(s): dyk-balled; dyk-ball·ing
applies to female gender only.
1 : to do violence to
2 : to compel by physical means
3 : to press, drive, p-ss, or effect against resistance or inertia
4 : to achieve or win by strength in struggle or violence: as a : to win one’s way into b : to break open or through
5 a : to raise or accelerate to the utmost b : to wrench, strain, or use (language) with marked unnaturalness and lack of ease. this big guy p-ssed out and all these guys were lifting him up, carrying him to a taxi. there was kelly, doing most of the work. she totally dyk-balled him right into the cab outside.