Dyke-Mike


1. straight, a-s-xual dudes that prefer the company of lesbian women.

2.the opposite of a f-g-hag.
that dude is not gay and never has a girl friend but i always see him hanging with that lesbian chick,
i think he’s a dyk–mike.
counterpart/correlary to f-g hag

someone who identifies as a man and spends most of his time around dyk-s/queer women; usually a gay man, though not always.
person 1: who’s that guy hanging out with all those lesbians?
person 2: whatever, he’s their dyk- mike.
a male who is s-xually arroused by two or more lesbians esp; if said two or more lesbians are partic-p-ting in s-xual deviances or practices.

lesbian or dyk-(ie; vulgar) can be represented by but not limited to photographs, drawings, graphic descriptions (verbal, nonverbal,written).

not to be confused as a comparison of f-ghag- where as it is found that a male arroused by lesbians does not seek out companionship of said lesbians as in contrast to f-ghags or a woman arroused (and etc)by h-m-s-xual males.
“my boyfriend is such a dyk-mike, he wanted me to kiss susie with tongue – i’m her sister!”

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