Dykehead


a label given to h-m-s-xuals who use their ‘h-m-s-xual status’ as a weapon against society in excess or as a means of attracting attention.
1.

man: “you are such an idiot”
woman: “you just don’t like me because i’m gay!”
man: “i don’t like you because you’re an idiot, don’t be a dyk-head.”
2.

man: “everyone i’m gay and i’m here to stay, no matter what any of you say!”
woman: “we know, n-body cares.”
man: “well i’m gay and i’m proud of who i am, i love myself for who i am and am proud to be gay!”
woman: “seriously, if you were proud to be who you are, you wouldn’t spend so much time convincing everyone, you’re just being a dyk-head, as usual.”

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