Dyl Status
a level of intoxication beyond the point of “blacking out”. one will strangely smirk with intentions of burning bridges and breaking hearts. outlandish comments are made, objects are destroyed, and urination in odd places is always guaranteed.
d-ck: “yo man that kid just keyed my car!”
frank: “dude he must have something against you.”
d-ck: “against me? but who doesnt like d-ck?”
xavier: “na mang i just saw that kid fall in the pool and talk about how much he hates jews, after attempting to smoke a wet cigarette.”
d-ck: “g-d d-mn it, he’s dyl status. i can’t even say anything”
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