dyliston


an insufficiently sized shaft (p-n-s). in such a case, the package cannot be properly used in any means to please anybody.

ranging between the disappointing measurements of outie bellyb-tton, and not-quite-adequate.

individuals with a dyliston may have difficultly in the following areas:
– intercourse.
– arousing a partner.
– self-esteem.
– popularity (acquiring rather unfortunate nicknames).
– getting any.

and of course, any attempt at performing s-xually.
1. my boyfriend and i were about to have s-x for the first time. he undressed, i laughed and said, “how do you expect to get laid if you have a dyliston?”

2. i heard this girl went to fool around with that guy at the party, but she walked out when she noticed he had a dyliston!

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