Dymphna


a person who is extraordinarily good at making tea for her brothers, and basically worships the ground they walk on. she is often a motherlike figure and can sometimes be referred to as ‘little-mummy.’ she enjoys baked beans, but only in batches of ‘about 19.’
brother 1 sings: ‘dym – ph – na are you there?’
brother 2 sings a semitone higher ‘dym – ph – na are you there?’
etc. until dymphna makes them both a cup of tea and brings them any food they might desire and after they have got up changes their beds for them.

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