remotissipation


-n noun

the term that describes the uncanny way the remote control disappears when you need it, despite your absolute certainty you left it where it belongs.
jim: what the h-ll! dude, where’s the remote? i’m gettin’ sick of the constant remotissipation around here. my show starts right now and the tivo took a dump last week.

kevin: the remote’s where you left it, meathead. i haven’t watched it all day.

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