dysgoogled


a transitive verb used to describe those times you do something foolish based on incorrect information gleaned from a google search.
i was dysgoogled when i used margarine to try and remove an grease stain from my cashmere sweater.

my friend dysgoogled a medical diagnosis and made herself sick with worry.

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