Dyson Air Balling
the act of a male sticking his genitalia in a dyson airblade.
the act has a better effect, and is more believable if you have photographic evidence.
the female alternative is a dyson air b–b, where a girl sticks her b–bs in a dyson airblade.
therefore the abbreviation dab works for either gender.
brad: “dude! last night at the sushi restaurant they had a dyson airblade! after a full $5 pitcher of beer and a couple shots of sake mark and i totally went dyson air balling. we have pictures!”
steven: “that’s awesome! next time, i’m going with you!”
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