dyson day
a day that sucks continuously.
like a dyson vacuum, it never loses suction.
i woke up late, had a flat, the cat threw up on me, i lost my change in the vending machine, the boss b-tched me out, got stuck in traffic on the way home, my girlfriend broke up with me and took the x-box, the computer crashed and i’m out of vodka. today was a “dyson day”.
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