Dyson Downer


the sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn’t a dyson airblade. the feeling is especially pr-nounced if using a pathetic dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.
what took you so long?
sorry just had a real bad dyson downer. the dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a dyson, but it sure as sh-t doesn’t work like one

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