dysterian
someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.
vegetarian: “hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called “boomer’s””
dysterian: “i can’t. i hate mushrooms and most other vegetables… i’d rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies.”
vegetarian ” what the h-ll type of vegetarian are you?!”
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