instructions unclear
a phrase said when either the instructions were vague or not understood. usually followed by getting one’s genitals stuck in household appliances.
instructions: to get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an ‘x’) on an altar which has the shape of the map of argentina while reading the bible backwards in an australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.
user: instructions unclear, got d-ck stuck in the toaster. help..?
used whenever someone gives blatantly awful instructions and leaves the person trying to learn worse off than where he/she was originally.
“to set up the demodulator 9000, hook up the synthescope sync clock to the upper radial bearing of the elliptical upper casing …”
“instructions unclear: d-ck stuck in toaster.”
#instructions unclear #instructions #d-ck in toaster #instruction #d-ck
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