e-69
a situation where an extremely obese man, wearing washingtons, performs the “69” position with a girl, while eating a bucket of kfc chicken, and screams “tell me when to go!!” shortly before -j-c-l-t–n.
person #1: man did you hear that steve e-69’ed cheryl.
person #2: yeah thats pretty gross…and daniel said he had seconds.
person #1: yeah daniel’s a big jew. he e-69’ed my mom. what a pape!
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