e-advertiser
someone online who announces certain accomplishments or upcoming events in a public forum, such as msn, online games, message boards… etc. in many instances they will just slip it in a sentence to make it subtle, when it fact it’s a blatant e-advertis-m-nt. the advertising is usually s-xual conquest, or just a big “to-do” list that no one else cares about but are forced to read.
your typical e-advertiser:
-while playing a game of dota-
annoying player: i just got laid everyone, everything is f-cked up right now, i wanna tell this girl i love her, but i’m only in it for the p-ssy!
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-one of your friends has changed his name on msn-
“john doe – going to the cottage later, then to the beer drinking contest, then to the strip club, then to the brothel yay!”
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- scatortion
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- Schane
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- ooked
to take a steamy dump while -j-c-l-t-ng on someone, mostly a figurative expression although there have been doc-mented cases of “ookage”. used to describe complete ownage of another individual. dude did you win your game? yea man we ooked all over them!