E-bling


a new term coined for cr-ppy websites with a bunch of shiney or flashing images. usually appear as borders of a picture or flashing text.
“look at the e-bling on this cr-ppy site, makes my eyes bleed”
an aggregate grouping or series of stylized printings, fonts, icons, emoticons, avatars, proverbs, etc., usually found at the end of an e-mail message uniquely identifying and personifying the sender.
an example would be when a e-mailer has his business card personal information following his signoff. also included after the personal info might be a proverb or an avatar or funny picture that identifies the sender. all that superflous stuff added at the end of an email including smiley faces can be construed as e-bling.
electronic bling.
used by some bay area yuppies and other bay area residents.
d-mn, check out greg’s new cell phone!
he’s got phat ebling!

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