a persistent disturbing preoccupation with surfing the internet : obsessive online habits
guy 1: gary’s been locked in his room surfing the net for days now.
guy 2: yeah, he’s suffering from e-bsession.

guy 1: bro, get off facebook and come out for drinks, you’re e-bsessed.

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